Just For Fun #3: Gimme Those Frito Toes

Alright c’mon, I know you know. You’ve smelt them. You’ve loved it. If you haven’t you’re fibbing to yourself and to all of us. There is nothing like that smell of a stinky paw. It is one of the most satisfying smells of all time. Maybe it’s because we are all primates and that’s why we enjoy it. I just hope I don’t grow a tail and start scratching my ear with my foot.

When my dog lays on his side I’ll go over there and get right in between that little buggers toes. It’s because I want to give him both affection and release the pores in those toes. Mmmmm fritos! Let those sweat glands release you little rugrat.

I mean what would you rather smell? Fresh bread out of the oven or stinky paws? A hot steak off the grill or stinky paws? Fresh cut grass or stinky paws? I am taking the stinky paws every time.

It’s okay to admit what your nose likes. You don’t have to hide it. There’s others just like you out there. Give those twinkle toes a little rub tonight.

Be well, stay young.

-The Unmodified Opinion